Wednesday, 14 May 2008

The truth is out there…

It seems that secret files on Unidentified Flying Objects (UFO’s) seen in the UK are being released.

Now Unidentified Flying Objects just about sums it up. They are basically something that someone saw in the sky that they could not work out what it was.

Now even pretty sensible people can wonder what on earth they are seeing under the right circumstances.

I remember years ago whilst driving at night seeing what looked like a weird glowing object in the sky, that apparently changed shape between lenticular and globular. A surefire Alien Space ship you might think. We decided to investigate. After several miles we got close enough to see it was a blimp lit up and floating above a small airfield. The apparent change in shape a result of seeing it from different angles.

Of course we could have been reprogrammed by the alien occupants of a real space ship to think that - Cue twilight zone music, doo do doo do...

If you then factor in those who don’t think carefully, or those who really badly want to believe the earth is some sort of Watford Gap interchange for aliens … Then there the downright sad and loopy who just want attention. Well it is easy to see how these reports get generated.

Why were the reports kept secret? I would suspect, especially during the cold war, against the chance someone had spotted an experimental aircraft, or weapon, either ‘ours’ or ‘theirs’. If one was spotted and needed some disinformation to obscure the details the UFO enthusiasts might be an excellent tool for that too.

In the middle ages it was the dog heads, men with faces in their chests, monopods with big feet, devils and such now it is little green men. Now it’s greys and a whole collection of others to go with them.

The truth is out there - and it is probably far more mundane, at least when it comes to little green men, than many would apparently like.


James Higham said...

It let you THINK it was a blimp but of course there were no scheduled blimps that day.

CFD Ed said...

Oh No! You may be right. Hang on..

There are a couple of guys in black suits at the door, just a moment....

Anonymous said...

No No No No No

The truth is still in the files that have NOT been released.

[Especially the ones that explain why the men in black suits or green overalls have a propensity to seek to copulate with female humans]

Excuse me - a UFO has just landed in my back garden, but the large but gentle looking men have WHITE suits and seem to be carrying some kind of jacket. Don't aliens have arms?

I hope I'm not worrying TOO much about these guys and their propensities.

Anonymous said...

Dear Worried, Phil of CFD has not been seen since around the time Mrs Bloggs, from across the street, noticed some men in black suits and dark glasses in a van with blacked out windows pull up.

At the time she thought they might be Jehova’s Witnesses and hid behind the settee before they knocked, so has no further information.

I am his next door neighbour. I popped in to feed the dogs.

I must say his place is a bit of a mess…

Personally speaking I have sought, from time to time, whenever the social opportunity presented it’s self, since my early teens, to copulate with human females - no matter what I happened to be wearing at the time.

If it is of any help I do believe a smart suit neat hair and good personal hygene do increase the possibility of success though.